nimrcd:

If you ever feel bad about mistakes you’ve made just remember the original drummer for Green Day left the band to go to college

megbacon:

euphoriaura:

euphoriaura:

do you know what disney song is really fucking deep

under the sea

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cokeflow:

crystal meth is a pretty name

dustinmathisen:

ptgreat:

nickcarragay:

petition to make young adult authors stop writing about girls whose lives change when they meet a boy

When she saw him time slowed to a stop.  He was so perfect and she knew her life would never be the same because she had finally found him.  The one.  The first boy she would ever kill.

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“what are your each favorite tattoo you have and why”

i-eat-men-like-air:

john oliver is really not fucking around 

So my new video happened. Which includes twerking, singing “500 Miles”, Monty Python and general madness involving my legs…. I’m sorry

queerfabulousmermaid:

musingsofanawkwardblackgirl:

OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

Gordo keepin it real

thecountercurseisunjellify:

spazzynerd:

thecountercurseisunjellify:

PLATFORM 9, PLATFORM 10. Nothing in between.

Excuse me sir, can you tell me how to get to platform nine and three quarters?

Platform 9 and 3 quarters, there ain’t no such thing. You’re the 700th kid to ask me that today. I still refuse to believe that it exists.

unfollowfriday:

"Listeners, do you ever think about the moon? I was sitting outside last night, looking at the moon, and I thought: “Does anyone actually know what that thing is? Have there been any studies on this?” I went to ask Carlos, but he hasn’t been seen much since that treacherous Telly’s vile haircut. The moon’s weird, though, right? It’s there, and there, and then, suddenly, it’s not! And it seems to be pretty far up! Is it watching us? If not, what is it watching instead?! Is there something more interesting than us? Hey! Watch us, moon!! We may not always be the best show in the universe, but we try!"


Welcome to Night Vale

Episode 5 - The Shape in Grove Park

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