Since I can’t celebrate #worldrecordstoreday by actually going to a store, I’m celebrating by listening to every one of my vinyl records
I don’t know if I laughed so hard listening to Cabin Pressure than when Arthur Shappey said Boeuf Bourguignon after eating the Dragon Fruit.
I sleep naked (normally, depending on the weather)
This is my favorite thing
this is so very british
oh my god it gets better when you understand exactly how far he went
Babe im not grabbin ur boob im grabbin ur heart
thats my right boob tho
Sitting in bed, reading when I realized I’m #naked, but still wearing my hat (insert “you can leave your hat on” here)
“For three weekends, 47 Dachshunds, more commonly known as Sausage Dogs, will attempt to solve the world’s Human Rights issues.”
this was so fucking important
"And they still accomplished more than the actual U.N."
Good for you bro.
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that’s the sound you’ll be making when you see my 207th bone