Oh, Percy Shelley, oh, OH Percy Shelley!– John Green Out of Context (via johngreenoutofcontext)
So there's only one channel in this motel,
madeofmetals: This morning while I was getting ready I was watching Sesame Street. They were doing this bit where some clown was trying to wash his hands but kept washing his feet or his elbows and Elmo would go, “no mister noodle, your HANDS!” and all the tv kids would laugh. Around the fourth or fifth time he couldn’t find his hands, I heard a grown man yell from somewhere else in the motel,...
I like how Jennifer Pinches' Wikipedia page has...
Team GB might not get a medal for the team final...
So Olympic nerdfighter Jennifer Pinches just did the nerdfighter sign for...– John Green, after Jenni Pinches flashed the nerdfighter sign on camera at the Olympics. (via grainbow)
thehouseofpun: lifeloveandvideogames: One of the British gymnasts just threw up the nerdfighter gang sign. The Olympics have just gotten more awesome. The only hard part was explaining the significance to my family without making them thinking I was part of a cult that wanted to beat up nerds
Jennifer Pinches (the nerdfighter in the GB...
quainefabray: WHILE SHE WAS WAITING FOR HER SCORE SHE DID THE NERDFIGHTER HAND SIGN AT THE CAMERA.
literatenonsense: I think Jenni Pinches just did the Nerdfighter sign after her vault haha love it :D
I need to reblog that!– Albert Einstein
(Making up quotes is fun)
Ron: Hermione's cat is starting to piss me off.
Harry: Maybe you should choke it in it's sleep.
Anonymous asked: CONGRATULATIONS! You are the first boy I've ever found on Tumblr that's a fandom blog. I applaud you, the world needs more of you.
It’s all fun and games until you get eaten by a giant inflatable beaver– Joshua Gray
You wont be smiling like that when the cellos develop rational thought– Joshua Gray
I hope you guys don't mind, but I'm just going to...
The Moon may look pretty at night, but in the daytime he’s a silent farter– Joshua Gray
remember the time shrek 2 ended with the best animated music number ever for no apparent reason
I may have just done this…. (In the...
A Nerdfighter Project for Swindon Town's Fans: I... →
pooperchantproject: Here’s the plan: I was wondering what Swindon Town’s victory would’ve sounded like if it were happening in a real stadium. How would that final chant sound if Nerdfighteria was the crowd. So I want you, member of Nerdfighteria and/or Swoodilypoopers fan to record yourself singing along to…
thelizcloud: tellmewhyifeelsoalone: ...
best-of-funny: The pure fact that this doesn’t...
Alternative Press | APTV | Video Premiere: Green... →
I'm pretty sure everyone needs to see this →
nataliesfantasticadventures: nonetensnaresme: cumberspock: WHAT OH MY GOD IT’S HAPPENING
louhazmypanties: according to USA Today, the average tumblr user spends 2.5 hours a month on tumblr
Batman: Hey I'm going to disappear for 8 years.
Bruce Wayne: Hey I'm going to disappear for 8 years.
People of Gotham: Shut up Bruce, we're trying to figure out who Batman is.
Batman: I'M BACK!
Bruce Wayne: ME TOO.
People of Gotham: NO ONE CARES BRUCE. WHO THE FUCK IS BATMAN?
nerdfighterfromhogwarts asked: *only stops my evil laughter to eat some more chocolate*
remember when this thing was number #1 in the uk charts. WE DON’T TALK ABOUT THAT